Choice Boys Or Girl

My friend send this to me quite a time. Yet to read, but would like to share with u if u r reading this and interest on this topic. For me, sure would like to get a girl for 2nd pregnancy. I have no idea whether it is accurate but according to my friend, she believes on it. Here, share with u..

Choice of a baby BOY or GIRL

Hope it is useful for some of you in planning stage. For those of you do not have any plan in the near future, you can keep it for future reference.

Background:
Man’s sperm consists of X & Y spermatozoa, X spermatozoon decides the female whereas Y is the male. Referring to these physiological properties of the spermatozoa, gynecologists set up the theory of ‘Choice of a girl or a boy’.


1st factor: Food
If you want a baby girl:
Husband must eat more alkaline food, wife eats more acidic food.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband eats more acidic food, wife eats more alkaline food.

Alkaline food: vegetables, fruits, egg white, milk, algae, etc.
Acidic food: meat, seafood, etc.


2nd factor: Timing (When to do it?)
If you want a baby girl:
Frequent copulation during pre-ovulation period.
If you want a baby boy:
Copulating just before ovulation or just after ovulation.

How to confirm ovulation period:
Body temperature increases (you may want to use SPC chart to monitor your body temperature here).


3rd factor: Penetration (How to do it?)
If you want a baby girl:
Husband to avoid deep penetration in the female vagina during copulation.
If you want a baby boy:
Deep penetration by the husband is suggested.

Reasoning:
Characteristics of X & Y spermatozoa
- X: Marathon runner with good stamina
- Y: Sprinter but poor stamina
So, with deep penetration, the chances for Y to reach destination will be higher.


4th factor: Stimulation
If you want a baby girl:
Wife should avoid stimulation during copulation. Secretion from female vagina becomes alkaline when stimulated, therefore this promotes the activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband ejaculates after wife has been stimulated.


5th factor: Wife’s Preparation
If you want a baby girl:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of white vinegar in 1 liter of water. Since an acidic condition decreases activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of soda in 1 liter of water.


6th factor: Positioning
If you want a baby girl:
Female to be on the top position & male to be on the bottom position.
If you want a baby boy:
Male to be on the top position & female to be on the bottom position. This posture allows the Y spermatozoon to reach the destination faster.


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The wisdom of our (?) ancestors!

*I have a chart which explains WOMAN’S CONCEIVING AGE would like to attach here. But I don't know how to put a chart here. Anyone can tell me so that I can share here??
For those planning to have a baby & those who will need to plan in future, the chart below may help you to predict the sex of your future child.

The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of People and is believed to be 99 percent accurate.
Believe it or not.

非洲谣谚

每天早晨在非洲,都有一只羚羊醒来
知道一定要跑得比最快的狮子还要快,不然就会被吃掉
每天早晨都有一头狮子醒来
知道一定要扑上最慢的一只羚羊,不然就会饿死
不论你是狮子还是羚羊
当太阳升起,你最好快跑。

*摘自《世界是平的》

庆中元

今天老妈子家做普度。前两年因为小朋友的出世,老妈子已经没这么张罗了。今年,小朋友稍微懂事了,老妈子也重新‘出发’,普渡的前几个星期就开始买这个那个了。刚好遇到大姐正放假,她也回到家里帮老妈子张罗一切。老爸很注重这个 ‘节日’,所以每当老妈子说要订几只烧鸡鸭时,老爸一定会多加一只。不过今年的数目还蛮保守的,至少不会让我们咋舌。

话说我们才在去年搬了家,老妈子原以为今年不会像往年那样,在老爸的店里拜拜,哪知道老爸却开了老妈的‘冷玩笑’。他说:“你都没问 (掷杯)过好兄弟们就要把普度搬回家里做,要是好兄弟们来到店里找不到东西吃来找我怎么办?” 据老妈子的口供,老爸今年拜得很开心,也不知道是为了什么。老妈子还在担心阿嬷的病情,怕她老人家过不了这个普度。还好至今阿嬷还好。不过还是进进出出医院。

该小朋友出场了。。。

这个小朋友啊。。大概知道家里要‘庆祝’些什么吧,早上醒来时就一脸兴奋的样子。前两年他还是个小娃儿,今年却开始可以帮起忙来了。带他到阿公店时,他还帮忙拿这递那的。还把拜拜的杯子拿起来作状干杯呢!我的天啊!!说到拜拜,这小朋友还挺‘诚心’的。每当叫他拜拜时,他总会双手合十,跪在地上拜拜呢!晚上带他到歌台,这可是他第一次到歌台噢。。他一听到歌声,就捂起了耳朵,也不知道是音响太大声了呢还是歌手们的歌声他不敢恭维?看到路边卖的鱼丸,他还吵着要爸爸买呢!

就这样,大伙儿就过了今年的中元节了。

God Bless...

My grandma (father’s mama) was admitted into hospital few days ago. She was second time kena stroke. We went to visit her when back from KL. Father did not follow as he’ll visit her every early in the morning. She looks weak.

When we reach the hospital, we met uncle and some of my cousin. According to uncle, grandma was slightly stroke one week ago, but nobody notice it. They thought it just the side effect (grandma was cough & taking medicine) that when grandma complaint that she is a bit dizzy.

Just happen that my youngest aunt reach and she start crying when seeing grandma. Grandma was comforting aunt and asks her “don’t cry, don’t cry”. Aiyo, so sad when hear it. Then grandma says a lot of thing and sounds sad. She even mentions everyone’s name and asks them “don’t these and don’t that, must take care….” *sad*, and asks aunt to call another aunt to come back (stay in Australia). I heard mama say aunt already back on the next day.

Grandma still in the hospital now. May god bless her.

Nationwide Blood Donation

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Life's Beautiful 美丽人生--Beta Version

This is the second time I change the look for my blog. Just signed up the new beta version in e-Blogger today after reading Egghead's blog. It is quite interesting and adding more features and function compare with previous version. Make me easier!!!

When choosing the new template for the [Life's Beautiful], it does not show my chinese character in the preview template. I was thinking that whether all my post typing in chinese will be unreadable. Luckily, it is fine and retained.

p/s: thanks to egghead to introduce the beta version Blogger.

Nightmare to daddy??

That day I was dreamt that a few 'big size' guys barged to my house. I felt scared cuz only left mother and I. Then I warned and shouted at them "u guys better get out from my house!!!". But who knows that one of them turn back to me and show me his 'buku lima'!! I was shocked and quickly hold his hand to BITE him!! By the time I just want to bite the 'guy' hand, my alarm rang and I saw that I was holding hubby hand and was going to bite on it... !!!*laugh* *laugh* *laugh* Luckily he is still asleep.

I told hubby after that and he responed 'shock+laugh' and said must thanks to the alarm for saving him!!! I told some of my friends about the dream they even 'advice' me that not to put knife beside by bed to avoid any 'accident' occured...

Never dreamt like that in the 20++ life.. (^_^)